Manually Download File: Brookhaven Music Community Profile #6 - KOD

Yeah, Brookhaven’s done brought y’all quality interviews befo’. Dat’ shit ain’ gon’ stop, y’all. We got another one fo’ y’all to listen to an’ shit. We been tryin’ to put dis’ interview togetha fo’ a long time, an’ schedules an’ shit kept conflictin’ wit’ each other an’ shit. But we finally got it done, y’all. So Brookhaven is proud to present to y’all the newest addition to the popular Brookhaven Music Community Profile series. K.O.D, Knock’em Out Dre, one of the biggest names to ever come out of the SoDak music scene. We talk about all sorts of shit in dis’ one, y’all. Check it out!

And, as always, show some love, y’all, by visiting his site. In case y’all missed it, we added a special graphic jus’ fo’ dis’ interview, and y’all can click it to go straight to the Big Dogg Records site. Have fun listenin’, and as always, Keep it Gangsta!

• Doggman, the baddest mu’fucka in da land!

Ayup.  It’s happened.  Good ol’ American greed has brought about a new Great Depression.  The subject is important enough, I suppose, to bring ol’ Raspy out of his “seclusion” to address it.  You may now rejoice…

So, within’ approximately one week, some of the richest men and women in this country will no doubt be throwing themselves from their top-level Executive penthouses.  Sadly, I probably won’t get to get footage of it for amusement purposes, but I suppose I can just be satisfied with the concept of poetic justice.

Former United States President Franklin Delano Roosevelt once said that “All we have to fear is fear itself” in reference to the LAST Great Depression.  This is not precisely true.  The Onion, many years later, said “All we have to fear is a crippling ten-year depression.”  That one is probably closer to the truth, but still not exactly hitting the nail on the head.  You see, I’ve been broke all my life.  I never had shit.  I grew up in a ghetto.  So did my Brother.  So did most of my friends.  We never had shit, and we grew up having to learn the hard way how to struggle.  How to live without.  And while all these avaricious assholes raped the American economy for their own personal gain, we continued to go without.  To this day, I still have nothing, save the website that you are right now visiting.  And the computer which allows me to access this website.

I can practically guarantee that the plight of the poor in this country will not be meaningfully affected by this stock market crash.  The poor will always exist.  And those who have nothing to lose tend to lose nothing.  We continue to live on, struggling, doing whatever we must to survive.  But now, I’ll have the added pleasure of watching the rich implode in amongst themselves, and that, my friends, is a very rare treat indeed!

Now, we come to the tricky part:  Assigning blame.  Not that it really matters who is at fault.  Since we as a nation have obviously failed to learn from the precedents of 1929 and 1988.  There is truly a danger to being a nation of sheep.  And the danger is that when the time comes to fight for one’s life, a sheep has no will to resist the urge to walk through the slaughterhouse door.

Are you a sheep?

Ask yourself that question, and give yourself as honest an answer as you can.  If you are not a sheep, then perhaps this is the time to rise up against those who are destroying your world.  Think about it.

Brookhaven has always provided quality content for free to anyone and everyone able to subscribe to it via an rss feed.  Brookhaven will remain free.  Because Brookhaven is NOT greedy.  Ohhhhhhh…SOOOOOO Unamerican!  What?  Not interested in making a buck?  What’s wrong with you, Brookhaven?  Where’s your sense of patriotism?

No, my friends, and in some cases, perhaps, my Comrades…no, Brookhaven will continue to be the shining light in the rising darkness which is even now finishing the job of swallowing up our world.  You can count on Brookhaven to continue to make you laugh, make you cry, make you think, make you angry, make you happy.  That is, until the good folks at Wordpress and GoDaddy also go bankrupt, and I have no more FTP or a website on which to post content…

It isn’t the end of the world, though, people.  After all, McDonalds will never go under.  Neither will Walmart.  Nor Coca Cola.  They’ve made so much money over the past century that there’s absolutely no way they will ever die.  Ever.  So there is an alternative to revolution for all who wish to employ it.  Working at Walmart.  Working at a McJob.  Yay.  American Dream!  Who’s with me?  Anyone?  (chirp chirp)

Angry yet?  At me?  Or are you angry at the selfish, good-for-nothing assclowns like George Bush and Ken Lay and Dick “THE MOTHERFUCKING PARASITE” Cheney who bled this country dry.  Saaaaaay….here’s a thought.  THEY have plenty of money.  Why doesn’t everyone show up across the street from the White House and wave signs at them.  I’m sure they’ll have a change of heart at that point and give all the money they stole back. Right?  Right?

Yes.  I, DJ Raspy, said all this.  I DARE to say it.  Despite the fact that in this day and age, the so-called First Amendment right of “Freedom of Speech” means jack shit, I said it anyways.  You know why?  Because I don’t FEAR the economy.  I have no stake in it.  And neither do you.  I mean, let’s kick out some figures here.  How many of you own enough stock in Walmart to shake a stick at?

If you think my words are controversial, you’re right.  They’re also unpatriotic and TOTALLY radical leftist.  I have never made my opinion on the issue of revolution private.  I advocate complete and utter overthrow of the capitalist system.  And at times like these, the eyes of the Sheeple begin to open as they look upon the true illegitimacy of the system in which they have placed all their faith.  Look now, my friends, upon the true body of the Beast.  Look with no further illusion or delusion upon countenance of the great Golden Calf of Babylon that our ancestors created.  Do you really want to give your lives to feed that Beast?  Really?

-DJ Raspy, the one and MOTHERFUCKING ONLY!!!!!

Manually Download File:  Brookhaven Chronicles Episode XXPointV - Still Smokin’

Hello again, everyone.  We put together this show, which falls somewhere within the Episode XX continuity,  just to let you all know that though we haven’t been coming out with regular shows all that much lately, we haven’t forgotten how to make them.

Enjoy.

• Ryan Gaddy

Manually Download File: BMCP_Minority.mp3

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the surprisingly uber-successful series known as Brookhaven Music Community Profile. This time, we have a very special guest, Florida based Hip-Hop personality, Minority, who calls us from within the confines of the South Dakota State Penitentary.

Minority was at the airport in Rapid City, set to board a plane to go meet with record company executives, with a purpose to be signed to their label. He was nabbed by authorities on ridiculously trumped up charges, and we here at Brookhaven respond thus: Considering that Minority had, so we understand, all the appropriate paperwork in order to be allowed to leave the state for the purpose of going to meet with record company executives, would the authorities of South Dakota have treated Minority so harshly had he been a Caucasian male instead of a Black Male? We think not. Racism is a problem which is far from dead here in this region, both inside and outside of the Domain of Spearfish, right smack in the center of the Evil Empire. There is not nearly the same level of cosmopolitanism in this area as in the major cities, so while racism might be kept under at least a veneer of cold civility somewhere else, here there are many who are blatantly and shamelessly racist against non-whites. There is a law on the books in the nearby town of Belle Fourche which decrees it to be perfectly legal to lynch any person of Black heritage found inside the city limits after sundown. In Lawrence County, there is a law on the books which considers any party of Native Americans three or more in size to legally constitute a war party, and thus, any citizen may shoot them. This racism is ingrained into the very fabric of the community around here, and Brookhaven is proud that we have the opportunity and the resources to take this time to call attention to this, so that any enclave where such hatred endures may come under international scrutiny. It is something to be ashamed of that people who live in supposedly “the greatest country in the world” can prove that the very slogans spouted by the forefathers are proven in the modern day, even, to be lies and shams.

Minority was kind enough to grant us this interview, on the phone from Prison. We had a bit of an experiment going here, as this is our first remote interview. It went quite well. Unfortunately, Doggman and myself were out taking care of some urgent business at the time, but Brookhaven’s own Ryan Gaddy was in the studio for this interview, and he did a very good job. Everyone, give Ryan Gaddy a hand!

Without further ado, we proudly present to you the much anticipated interview with Minority, here on the Brookhaven Music Community Profile, only on Brookhavenchronicles.com.

• Willard Willard, Executive Producer, Brookhaven Chronicles

Manually Download File: Tha SNG’z - “Got the Clap from Nikki” - 320 bitrate

“Got the Clap from Nikki” - 128 bitrate

Here it is, folks, the much awaited, much anticipated diss track against “The Prophet”. This one is for you, Langeland. Hope ya grow a pair, homie. Ladies and Gentlemen, Tha SNG’z are proud to present a once in a lifetime special Brookhaven Presentation an’ shit. Here it is, available fo’ free download at 128 or 320 bitrates, “Got the Clap from Nikki”.

Hope ya like this one, “Prophet”. Check out some real “Scriptures of Game”, Busta!

Manually Download File: Tha SNG’z - Blaze It Up (Are You Gonna Smoke With Me?) 320 bps

Tha SNG’z - Blaze It Up (Are You Gonna Smoke With Me) 150 bps

So there’s been big things going on here at Brookhaven lately. And it’s time for an update:

• First of all, an update on the status of Episode XXI: Act V. Production is ongoing for this project, and if you happened to like the last entry in the Episode XXI Trilogy, you’re going to love this one.

• The contest to determine what’s going on the Best of Brookhaven show is still going on. Drop an email by Baka13@gmail.com and nominate your favorite Brookhaven moments! And please do it soon.

• A Brookhaven merchandise line is in the works, too, so keep an eye out for that. Pretty soon, you’ll be able to show all your friends just how cool you are with a Brookhaven Chronicles t-shirt or…ummmm…pencil……ummmmmm…..pocket protector….anyone? I kid. But seriously, Brookhaven merch is coming. Seriously. We hope you buy it. We REALLY hope you buy it….

• For those of you who live in the Northern Hills of SoDak, rumor is Brookhavenchronicles.com will be featured in the October issue of Flyest Magazine. Keep on the lookout for that.

• Finally, Brookhaven alumni/soldiers, Doggman and Psychotron da Klownn, have been busy with a new project. They’ve started a rap group, called “Tha SNG’z” and they absolutely kick ass. We are proud to present to you here a sneak peak at what the Diabolical Duo has been up to. Enclosed in this post is a copy of the hot SNG’z track, “Blaze It Up (Are You Gonna Smoke With Me?)”, offered in both 320 and 150 bitrates, submitted for your preference. Pay close attention to Tha SNG’z, who will be launching their MySpace page pretty soon. Enjoy the song. These guys are on the rise, Ladies and Gentlemen, and they’re going to go places…

• Also, we’re kinda experiencing some technical difficulties with the color scheme, since here at Brookhaven, we know very little of CSS. If you are a fan of the site and might be able to provide some expertise on CSS code, that would be much appreciated.

So that’s your updates for now. Stay tuned to Brookhavenchronicles.com for more info and prime content, and as always, please stay subscribed. Enjoy and have an absolutely scrumtrulescent night.

• Willard Willard: Executive Producer, Brookhaven Chronicles

Manually Download File: Brookhaven Music Community Profile #4

Yo, Doggman here with an update an’ shit. It’s tha Community Profile an’ shit, numba fo’. I had 67 Boss of Six67Seven Entertainment and an up-and-coming, rising dragon of hip-hop in the 605, Baby Blaze. Check out dey shit by clicking through da above links. And keep listening to dis shit we throwing down fo’ y’all on dis episode of da Brookhaven Community Profile!

By the way an’ shit, we gots a lot of pictures an’ shit to put up here with this, and those will be up as soon as we can put them up… Keep it gangsta.

Okay, so you’ve heard the first part of the Brookhaven Trilogy.  The Trojan War, a Podplay loosely based on what we had to go through to get Brookhaven up and running again after being hit with the Helkern Virus, had plenty of production value and all that, but I’m sure you’re all wanting more.  (I’m so modest, aren’t I?)

Well, more is on the way.  Here at the Brookhaven Chronicles, we’re working on part two of the Brookhaven Trilogy.  This project is so secret, we haven’t even released a name for this one yet.  However, I promise you, it’s going to be good.

In the meantime, it occurs to me that it’s been a while since we’ve posted any production here, and that just won’t do.  In ancient Rome, the leaders of State came up with a great idea to pacify the masses, and distract them from the troubles of everyday life.  It was called the “Circus”.  Well, here at Brookhaven, we do not have the resources available to us to build a Colosseum, nor do we have anyone here on staff, except for maybe Doggman, who is willing to fight to death gladiator-style to amuse you.  We do, however, have production, so we’re offering up some of that instead for your listening enjoyment!

Another thing I want to do is do a “Best of Brookhaven” show while you’re waiting for the next part of the Trilogy to be posted.  With that in mind, I would like some feedback from our valued listeners.  Therefore, I’m requesting that all of you who enjoy our little show shoot us an email here at Baka13@gmail.com and tell us what YOUR favorite Brookhaven Moments were.  Again, I cannot stress this enough, YOU, the listener, will dictate the content of the Best of Brookhaven show.  But only if you actually get up off your butts and email us at the email address listed above.  So what are you waiting for?  Email us!  Now!  :p

That said, we here at Brookhaven hope you enjoy the production we’re posting for your enjoyment here today.  One of them is the newest underwriting grant sent to us by Flaming Affair.  You all like Flaming Affair, right?  Well, then, you probably will love this one.  I think it’s pretty damn funny, myself…

The other piece of production we’re offering to you today is something in the spirit of what we’ve been doing lately.  A fake movie trailer, for a film called “Potty Water Pirates”. (Because, hey, toilet humor is comic gold, right?)  This trailer was originally going to be put on the beginning of “The Trojan War”, but instead it ended up actually being IN the podplay itself.  Can you guess where?

Okay.  I’m done talking for now.  Enjoy!  And remember, EMAIL US with your picks for the Best of Brookhaven show!

-Willard Willard, Executive Producer, Brookhaven Chronicles

Here it is, people.   Here’s what has been devouring most of my free time over the past month.  Thanks for waiting, and there will be a couple more of these on the way before we get back to the normal show format.  Enjoy the Epic of the Podplay, as only Brookhaven can deliver it!

Brookhaven:  The Podplay Act IV:  The Trojan War

-Willard Willard, Executive Producer, Brookhaven Chronicles

Yo. This is Doggman. Y’all know me. But I’m here to break you off some of that hot Brookhaven Exclusive shit. Real! Y’all may have heard of a hot, up and coming MC from da RC called Kid Polo. Well, my main N!**@ an’ I put it down in Studio 13 recently, and what came from that shit was probably the tightest Community Profile Brookhaven has done. By the way, y’all should check out deez photos we took, too. I was busy holding the camera, so Raspy’s evil twin stopped by to be in the picture. Check it out…

An’ check out dis other one. It gangsta fa’ sho!

Now y’all get to check out what Doggman and Kid Polo were up to. Enjoy this shit, y’all. It’s the rilla rilla. As ma dog, Polo, might say, we keepin’ it 100. Speaking of Polo, check him out on his Myspace by clicking this link, yo!.We droppin’ truff roun’ da earff on da Brookhaven Chronicles, and we tellin’ y’all like we always do, Keep it Gangsta! Real!

• Doggman, Brookhaven Chronicles